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r a n t i n g R O X Saturday, March 23 I've done so many good things today. Really. I've slept. I've reread PS. I've slept some more. I've spent hours on the Net. I've updated my Lunarstorm profile. I've read the new chapter of Alkari's fic. And Moey's. I've surfed the SQ boards. And the GT ones. And WWR's. I've read blogs. JK's. Hildigunnur's. Sky's. Gin's. Moey's. Jaime's & Manu's. I've slept even more. I rearranged my CD collection. I haven't reviewed the fic's I've read *hides*. Oh! I've done one good thing! I have joined the AtE Yahoo group. I wanted to read that Mick and Rose-thingy everyone talked about, and now I have, and I loved it. Of course. voldeobum ||| 3:40 PM Thursday, March 21 Foreign languages can be hard sometimes. Tee hee. I found a site with funny things said by Swedes trying to speak English. Look at this, I'm laughing my head off. * Swedish girl in London, thinking that the taxi driver's driving too fast, and asking: "What is the fart limit in England?" [fart=speed in Swedish] She got the answer "In England you can fart how much you want, miss." Well answered! LOL! * In a hurry to the airport: "I´m sorry, but we are in a hurry to catch a fly!" Fly, flight, whatever. * Giving a speech of thanks: "I wish to thank you from the bottom of my heart, and from the bottoms of my colleagues." Ahahaha! * "The card costs 400, but you can get a discount if you are retarded." "Oh, retarded and retired are two different things? I never new..." LOL! * This is soo hilarious, but I don't know if I can translate it... English man in a Swedish bank, asking for a safe-deposit box. Cashier: "It's ok, would you please fill in this blanket and show me your leg." [legitimation/leg=ID card; blankett=form] 70 years old English gentleman: *not saying anything, but clearly thinking "What??"* Cashier: "So, would you like a big fack or a small fack?" [fack=box (in this case pronunced like 'fuck'] * Conversation heard between pilot and flight thingy controller on the ground (don't know what it's called): Pilot: "What are those yellow fields below us?" Flight-thingy-on-the-ground: "It´s probably rapefields." Pilot: "Oh, you have fields for that in Sweden?" [raps (would be pronounced "rapes" in English)=rape as in the cereal rape (or colza?).] * Explaining what the airplane did: "You should see, the plain took a big fart and vanished like a prick in the air!" [plain/plane; fart=speed; prick=dot] * Feeling sick and wanting to lie down on the couch "I want to lie down on the coach!" * Swedish exhange student arriving in the US, and her host (?) asks: "Do you want to go to the rest room before we go?" The Swedish girl knew "rest" meant rest as in 'taking a nap' or something, so she answered: "No, I can do it in the car!" * ROTFLMAO!!! I could go on forever... voldeobum ||| 1:01 PM Wednesday, March 20 I - as in me - have got a job. I GOT A JOB! Woohoo! Am I happy or what? Yes, I am. And Bloomsbury said that HP5 will be out this year (the Leaky Cauldron). Now, am I happy or WEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! Yes, I am WEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIII!! *does happy dance* voldeobum ||| 12:48 PM Monday, March 18 Oh. Oh oh oh. I just read the new AtE chapter. I love that story. I can't believe how incredibly good it is. Zsenya and Arabella truly are amazing. I just had to say that. I've lost my computer, for a while. Some guy came and picked it up, to see if he can do something about the broken keyboard. I kind of hope he can't, because then I'll get money from the insurance (sp?) company, and I'll be able to buy a knew one. Yay! So, people, if you've e-mailed me, it may take a while before I respond. I'm so happy! I don't know why, but it's great! :D voldeobum |||
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